What a cunt Pastor Shade is.

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  1. Can anyone provide information on what churches send these sorts of letters?

    I’d really like to start a collection.  Like, very seriously.
    But I’m not about to go join a half dozen churches to just get nothing out of the experience…
  2. I can’t wait til I get excommunicated, probably wont happen til I get a blasphemous book published or something. excommunication is one of the best examples of how passive aggressive religious belief is. Catholics can’t threaten to burn you for not believing what they want you to anymore, but they can tell you Satan will.

  3. i was an active mormon until the age of 24, friend. they will not excommunicate you unless you subject yourself to a church court. you need to willingly attend a church court for any official disciplinary action to take affect. 

  4. look fool, i’m an EX-mormon that has more contempt for the corrupt, mind-bending LDS church than you could ever possibly muster. i’m on your side: they fucking suck. so i misspoke, they can excommunicate you for ignoring a summons for a church court. fine. but you have to earn that shit. i was posting more in the spirit of the OP about someone getting a random letter in the mail from a church they attended a few times. now go suck a cock.

  5. one of the church’s events is a ball with these dances featured: “We will be dancing at least two new dances, along the favorites: Cornerstone Contra Confusion, the Fairfield Fancy, the Gay Gordon, the Gay Gordon Polka, Mr. Beverage’s Maggot, the Patty Cake Polka, the Posties Jig, the Spanish Waltz, and the Virginia Reel.”

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