I can’t wait til I get excommunicated, probably wont happen til I get a blasphemous book published or something. excommunication is one of the best examples of how passive aggressive religious belief is. Catholics can’t threaten to burn you for not believing what they want you to anymore, but they can tell you Satan will.
i was an active mormon until the age of 24, friend. they will not excommunicate you unless you subject yourself to a church court. you need to willingly attend a church court for any official disciplinary action to take affect.
look fool, i’m an EX-mormon that has more contempt for the corrupt, mind-bending LDS church than you could ever possibly muster. i’m on your side: they fucking suck. so i misspoke, they can excommunicate you for ignoring a summons for a church court. fine. but you have to earn that shit. i was posting more in the spirit of the OP about someone getting a random letter in the mail from a church they attended a few times. now go suck a cock.
one of the church’s events is a ball with these dances featured: “We will be dancing at least two new dances, along the favorites: Cornerstone Contra Confusion, the Fairfield Fancy, the Gay Gordon, the Gay Gordon Polka, Mr. Beverage’s Maggot, the Patty Cake Polka, the Posties Jig, the Spanish Waltz, and the Virginia Reel.”
huge jacking-off motion
hey fuck you, pastor shady
GIVE HIM A CALL IF YOU ARE ALL UP IN ARMS
Dude must have been a big contributor,,,,,
Man, if I had gotten one of these when I stopped going to church, I’d have framed that shit!
It’s not a real religion.
I need to join a church and then never go so I can get a letter naming me a member of Satan’s kingdom of darkness.
Yeah. Fuck them, too. These guys are just as valid as the catholics. That is to say: Not at all.
Time to troll the piss out of him.
Can anyone provide information on what churches send these sorts of letters?
The mormons and the JWs do it.
I can’t wait til I get excommunicated, probably wont happen til I get a blasphemous book published or something. excommunication is one of the best examples of how passive aggressive religious belief is. Catholics can’t threaten to burn you for not believing what they want you to anymore, but they can tell you Satan will.
the mormons do not but i wish they did.
They certainly do… Just google that shit. It’s all over the place.
i was an active mormon until the age of 24, friend. they will not excommunicate you unless you subject yourself to a church court. you need to willingly attend a church court for any official disciplinary action to take affect.
I’ve run into a lot of mormons who weren’t even aware of their own mythology and doctrine.
i’m very happy for you.
yeah, personally I just like the multiple wives bit.
Nice argument. Here you go:
http://www.lds-mormon.com/myexcommunication.shtml
Try to do some research before you get all snide.
Bwahahaha!
look fool, i’m an EX-mormon that has more contempt for the corrupt, mind-bending LDS church than you could ever possibly muster. i’m on your side: they fucking suck. so i misspoke, they can excommunicate you for ignoring a summons for a church court. fine. but you have to earn that shit. i was posting more in the spirit of the OP about someone getting a random letter in the mail from a church they attended a few times. now go suck a cock.
Oh. One of those people.
Earn how? By being gay? Earn. Ha!
i lol’ed hard
If you’re catholic have a kid, get divorced, remarry a jew.
one of the church’s events is a ball with these dances featured: “We will be dancing at least two new dances, along the favorites: Cornerstone Contra Confusion, the Fairfield Fancy, the Gay Gordon, the Gay Gordon Polka, Mr. Beverage’s Maggot, the Patty Cake Polka, the Posties Jig, the Spanish Waltz, and the Virginia Reel.”
tee hee