yaaaaaAAAwnnnn. humhum. AAAhhhh(stretch stretch) (inside voice): where am I? what is this place? 0001110110111000111 (out loud): WOW! What the duxorz was that? (somewhere in the distance a female metallic voice says: JPEG uploaded). inside voice: jaypeg uploaded? what does that mean!? oh no my florinx dexepteron must have sent me to some unknown dimension where everything is build out of digits. even i’m all digits. hmmm weird. okay let’s look around. maybe if I mess with the settings of my florinx dexepteron I might make everything more tangible. let’s see…
oooh me likey, maybe not as hairless as in my dimension, but still… nice curves honey!
Ok let’s see what else we got here…
what in the duxorz is this???!! why is this naked male lifeform riding a bycsilette in a shoorew? this makes no sense at all. ok better get away from here.
kind of weird though, just random lifeforms showing up and disappearing through a numeric system.
ah well… maybe if I just shout someone will eventually respond. HELLO!!! ANYBODY THERE!? no.. nothing? ok maybe in time someone will respond. for now let’s explore a little further.
hey that is funny, there is this arrow floating around here wich I can command as a kind of waypoint. let’s see what happens if I press this 2 at the bottom, because logically 2 comes after 1 so, here we go!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. RUN!!! IT LOOKS SO ANGRY!!!
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU FOUL BEAST!!!!(BZZZEWWWBZZEWWW firing vezor)
Okay waypoint thingy take me away from here!
Oh my blurg it’s a giant fag. mmmh, I wonder if they’re called the same in this dimension?
ok I’m going to look for someone I can actually communicate with…
hey you there! yes you! can you tell me where I am?
a herp a derp? what does this mean?
Can you say something else?
Utterly useless… ok let me try someone else. hey a switch what happens if I use it.
Huh? It looks like I activated some sort of signal… let’s see what happens (flutterflutter) Huh what was that… (shuffleshuffle) Wh.. who’s… o-o-out there?
Dark voice from behind: don’t use the signal if you don’t know what it’s for.
me: OH BLURG! I didn’t know.. please don’t hurt me..PLEASE!!!
dark figure with pointy ears: Don’t mess with the bat if you don’t want the fangs.
me: wait… what?!?!
blurgdammit… that hurt. who was that guy??? and what is a bat for blurgs sake?.
I hope my florinx dexepteron will soon be ready to transport me out of here. I don’t know how much more of this I can take.
I mean, are there no lifeforms out here that are sane?
furry lifeform: Hello!
me: oh well hello there! finally a friendly face, at least… you seem friendly.
who are you and can you please tell me where I am?
furry lifeform: Hi my name is pedobear and sure I can help you, but first answer me this. how old are you?
me: I dont know why it matters, but in my own dimension i’m 26.
pedobear: too bad. you look like a kid.
me: Oh but I am. In my own dimension we live to be 400 years.
pedobear: that’ll do.
me what do you mean? w-w-w-ait. what are you doing… HELP!!! HELP!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF BLURG!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! don’t put that in my brixzhaiter!!!!
me: what the hell!! why is this being blocked???
pedobear whispers in ear: shush now my fuckpuppet, this is how I like it. illigal and behind closed doors. besides, I’m almost done… aaaaand AAAAAHHHHH.
ok I’ll leave you now, my sign is being called.
(lying curled up on the floor)
“mmmbrggrgghurtsmmmbrggbrixzhaiternmmnnggrn” “Iwannagohomeiwannagohome” (florinx dexepteron): bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzziiiinnnnnng. bip-bip-bip-bip.
finally it’s working again.. now let’s get out of here..
wait for me….lolz