Took care of a couple inexperienced drinkers tonight

…but earlier, some asshole bird ran into my kitchen window and died on the steps as I watched.  (OC, of course)


This is the second one I’ve had to take care of recently, and I anticipate more.  It makes the ladies of the house rather sad that these poor, stupid birds keep dying. Our windows aren’t even all that clean from all the dirty rain here in Utah.  I don’t know what these birds’ deal is.  …but this shit happens, I guess.

…but earlier, some asshole bird ran into my kitchen window and died on the steps as I watched.  (OC, of course)


This is the second one I’ve had to take care of recently, and I anticipate more.  It makes the ladies of the house rather sad that these poor, stupid birds keep dying. Our windows aren’t even all that clean from all the dirty rain here in Utah.  I don’t know what these birds’ deal is.  …but this shit happens, I guess.

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11 thoughts on “Took care of a couple inexperienced drinkers tonight”

  1. Rig a shotgun up to a motion sensor and blast the birds out of the air before they can hit the window. Then put their little tiny heads on little sticks in your yard as a warning to others.

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