Too early for Caturday, but too priceless not to post now.

We keep a few live rats for feeding to our pet python.  We also have a young Bengal who thinks that these same rats are being fattened up for him.  For several months now he has terrorised the little buggers, always being thwarted by the cage.  Until today.

This afternoon our youngest comes running into our lounge where I am catching up on the Ghetto after a hard day of carrying the business I work for.  “Norrin ate a rat!  Norrin ate a rat!”  Of course we must investigate, and we find this.

While retrieving the phone (or getting a slave to do it), pondering the question “How the FUCK did he get that out of there?” this started happening.

Nom nom nom.

It was around this point that the wife thought “I haven’t seen Norrin for a while. Now I know why.”

Nom nom nom.

And these guys are next on the menu.

“But I is innocent. You can’t prove anything. Oh, wait. You have photos.”

We keep a few live rats for feeding to our pet python.  We also have a young Bengal who thinks that these same rats are being fattened up for him.  For several months now he has terrorised the little buggers, always being thwarted by the cage.  Until today.

This afternoon our youngest comes running into our lounge where I am catching up on the Ghetto after a hard day of carrying the business I work for.  “Norrin ate a rat!  Norrin ate a rat!”  Of course we must investigate, and we find this.

While retrieving the phone (or getting a slave to do it), pondering the question “How the FUCK did he get that out of there?” this started happening.

Nom nom nom.

It was around this point that the wife thought “I haven’t seen Norrin for a while. Now I know why.”

Nom nom nom.

And these guys are next on the menu.

“But I is innocent. You can’t prove anything. Oh, wait. You have photos.”

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