(+44): you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing.
(917): This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking
the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
(412): He just kept screaming “I have democratic
immunity” as the cops dragged him into the car.
(434): Yeah dude, it’s amazing. Be careful though, that shit
is really really intense. Like it’s way more intense than normal shit…
(434): I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade.
(416): You called me at 2am singing ‘happy birthday’ while
screaming ‘I fucking love you’ verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a
piss off your apartment balcony
(289): Yeah I know, the people below me already told me.