Tomorrow, I’m have surgery to repair a small inguinal hernia. No big deal. I’ve had big surgeries before and this is minor. I’ll take as many pics as I can, but I doubt I’ll get anything approaching the grandeur of Purityofevil’s pics of her goddamn uterus. The worst part right now is having shave of my magnificent bush. I did it myself rather than face some nurse. Also, this way I get to save my pubes for future use (?)
Anyway, so here is my prized bush:
I loved it so much.
Here are my pubes, saved in a spice jar:
And my pubescent-looking pubic region:
fucking gross. It looks like chicken skin. I hate this.
Anyways, I”ll have nice nice new scar to show you soon.