Surgery tomorrow

Tomorrow, I’m have surgery to repair a small inguinal hernia.  No big deal.  I’ve had big surgeries before and this is minor.  I’ll take as many pics as I can, but I doubt I’ll get anything approaching the grandeur of Purityofevil’s pics of her goddamn uterus.  The worst part right now is having shave of my magnificent bush.  I did it myself rather than face some nurse.  Also, this way I get to save my pubes for future use (?)

Anyway, so here is my prized bush:
I loved it so much.

Here are my pubes, saved in a spice jar:

And my pubescent-looking pubic region:
fucking gross. It looks like chicken skin. I hate this.

Anyways, I”ll have nice nice new scar to show you soon.
xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Hank

Tomorrow, I’m have surgery to repair a small inguinal hernia.  No big deal.  I’ve had big surgeries before and this is minor.  I’ll take as many pics as I can, but I doubt I’ll get anything approaching the grandeur of Purityofevil’s pics of her goddamn uterus.  The worst part right now is having shave of my magnificent bush.  I did it myself rather than face some nurse.  Also, this way I get to save my pubes for future use (?)

Anyway, so here is my prized bush:
I loved it so much.

Here are my pubes, saved in a spice jar:

And my pubescent-looking pubic region:
fucking gross. It looks like chicken skin. I hate this.

Anyways, I”ll have nice nice new scar to show you soon.
xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Hank

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24 thoughts on “Surgery tomorrow”

  1. Only surgery I’ve ever had. was like a third nut. Hardest thing was trying to shit afterwards, felt like it would all burst open 🙁 but man was it worth it 😀 good luck ! !

  2. Also been through it, though I had the invasive wire-thread method done where I end up with a 6 inch scar rather than laproscopic surgery with an implanted mesh. Had a good 6 week recovery before I could run again…. if I can find the pics of the dozen clamps I had running down my groin, I’ll post.

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