33 thoughts on “She’s all I ever really wanted”

  1. shes the type of girl to:

    1. drink all of your liquor

    2. get really loud yelling, “i’m jersey bitch!!” in her scratchy, annoying voice.

    3. her dress ends up over her hips.

    3. she starts crying because you don’t want to fuck her.

    4. tells everyone she has HPV.

    5. and, then passes out in your bed in her own vomit.


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