Author Cunt cunt cunty cuntPosted on August 26, 2011 She’s all I ever really wanted August 26, 2011 8:21 am GMT -5 (No Ratings Yet)Loading...
shes the type of girl to: 1. drink all of your liquor 2. get really loud yelling, “i’m jersey bitch!!” in her scratchy, annoying voice. 3. her dress ends up over her hips. 3. she starts crying because you don’t want to fuck her. 4. tells everyone she has HPV. 5. and, then passes out in your bed in her own vomit. yup.. Log in to Reply
I’m sure drinking alcohol 24/7 and spending countless hours in the tanning salon don’t help you look any younger. Log in to Reply
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shes the type of girl to:
1. drink all of your liquor
2. get really loud yelling, “i’m jersey bitch!!” in her scratchy, annoying voice.
3. her dress ends up over her hips.
3. she starts crying because you don’t want to fuck her.
4. tells everyone she has HPV.
5. and, then passes out in your bed in her own vomit.
yup..
sounds dreamy
Can she be faithful though? Or rather not.
That’s just when you take her to meet your parents.
Then she starts getting annoying… I hear ya’.
Reminds me of Bill Murray…
Drag queen Bill Murray with a herpes lip scar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m sure drinking alcohol 24/7 and spending countless hours in the tanning salon don’t help you look any younger.