Rather than message her privately on OKCupid, I figure I have a much better chance of scoring a date with a Space_Ghetto gal if I make a public post and link to her profile.
Here’s who I’m stalking this week.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/dixment
Why I’m in love with her: This line
- I like The Muppets more than I like most people.
Which means I’m pretty sure I could get her to call me Dr. Teeth and let me call her Janice as I fuck her from behind. Me, looking like a Fraggle Rock Gorg, doin’ the pigeon to her mah na mah na, stuffing my hand up her ass like Frank Oz to Piggy. Can you picture that?
Why I won’t talk to her: I’m pretty sure she’s not made of felt. Also, I’m a fat hairy Jew from, like, a billion miles away (she says she’s currently in Turkey).
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