Rather than message her privately on OKCupid, I figure I have a much better chance of scoring a date with a Space_Ghetto gal if I make a public post and link to her profile.
Here’s who I’m stalking this week.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/love_bytes4u
Why I’m in love with her: Remember on Soulseek when you’d find someone with an incredible music collection and you’d spend hours browsing and downloading from them? That’s her. Only cuter.
Also, this:
- 90% of the time, when a guy walks by me, I imagine what they look like during an orgasm. I know it’s crazy but I can’t help it.*
And this:
Why I won’t talk to her: Somehow I don’t think she’d be impressed with my collection of every They Might Be Giants rarity. Also, I’m a fat hairy Jew from 1000 miles away.
*for the record, my O-face looks like this:
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