SECRET SANTA’S WHO SUCK (updated MORE!!)

OK. Here’s the list of people who can’t follow directions.  If you don’t receive a SS gift it might be because one of these ASSHOLES picked your name and sucks big dicks and haven’t sent you a gift. If you do not end up receiving a gift (in a reasonable time) please, contact me and I’ll let you know exactly who you need to cuss out. 

If you’re on this list. MAIL OUT YOUR FUCKING GIFT AND CONTACT ME. 
*Transcendental Medication 
*Tibor Bolha- 
*Zhdanich 
UPDATE:
It’s over. Everyone has either received a gift OR has one on the way. If you haven’t gotten yours yet, be patient-it’s on it’s way, and might be coming from another country. 
There were a few of you whose Secret Santas really sucked and have not sent gifts, however don’t be sad.
Some great people on here stepped up and choose to send out gifts to you so you wouldn’t have to do without!
Those who stepped up and saved the day, please message me your details so i can send out a thank you package!
UPDATE: Is there anyone in Europe that hasn’t participated in the SS or would like participate too again? 
Tibor Bolha contacted me asking if he could trade and ship his gift to someone in Europe as he can’t afford to send to his SS in America. Someone else has already taken care of Tibor Bolha’s Original secret santa.  So if you’re in Europe and want to take a chance. contact me.
 

OK. Here’s the list of people who can’t follow directions.  If you don’t receive a SS gift it might be because one of these ASSHOLES picked your name and sucks big dicks and haven’t sent you a gift. If you do not end up receiving a gift (in a reasonable time) please, contact me and I’ll let you know exactly who you need to cuss out. 

If you’re on this list. MAIL OUT YOUR FUCKING GIFT AND CONTACT ME. 
*Transcendental Medication 
*Tibor Bolha- 
*Zhdanich 
UPDATE:
It’s over. Everyone has either received a gift OR has one on the way. If you haven’t gotten yours yet, be patient-it’s on it’s way, and might be coming from another country. 
There were a few of you whose Secret Santas really sucked and have not sent gifts, however don’t be sad.
Some great people on here stepped up and choose to send out gifts to you so you wouldn’t have to do without!
Those who stepped up and saved the day, please message me your details so i can send out a thank you package!
UPDATE: Is there anyone in Europe that hasn’t participated in the SS or would like participate too again? 
Tibor Bolha contacted me asking if he could trade and ship his gift to someone in Europe as he can’t afford to send to his SS in America. Someone else has already taken care of Tibor Bolha’s Original secret santa.  So if you’re in Europe and want to take a chance. contact me.
 
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88 thoughts on “SECRET SANTA’S WHO SUCK (updated MORE!!)”

  1. I send mine late if it needs to go overseas. But I always keep my little pick updated as much as I can. That is only because postage cost as almost the same as the gifts. But that’s the way the ball bouces.

  2. Two comments from me.  
    1) My SS apologized for being late (apology accepted, I’m chill), and sent tracking information – my package is on the way.  Sometimes shit happens.
    2) At this point, I don’t care who knows that I sent Transcendental Medication THEIR GIFT, AND IT ARRIVED TWO DAYS BEFORE XMAS.  So TM could have certainly re-gifted their gift – no excuses for not having money for a gift – long before the 1st.  I pride myself in actually being a SANTA, and it’s important to me that my giftee gets their gift before Xmas.  TM was totally absent, never responded to anything on elfster, no q/a answers, so they got a generic $40 Christmas basket full of munchie goodies.  This means that Transcendental Medication has no excuses, they received their gift early without returning the favor.  Not Cool. 

    I really love doing a secret satan with this group – it’s such an ecelectic, diverse community you never know WHAT you are going to get.  But the assholes who fuck it up – and don’t even send an apology or even an “I’m sorry” card for $1+postage is a prick. Remember there is NO money limit, and that means there is no lower boundary either if you hit on hard times, as has happened in the past, and will happen again. 

  3. I was about to send it on monday, before I hit the road I checked everything and found out that my package is locked. So I spent night on figuring out how to open it, just to find out that every post office is closed the next day.

    Were you worried bout me ?? 
    sweet
  4. told you guys around new year on elfster i was in hospital. cunt and 1on1 acknowledged. 

    sadly i had to go in again from 2nd to 5th. this whole story changed a lot. i am sorry guys, but i didnt use any devices for the last couple of days. my gf knows about the gift exchange and planned to take of the sending. that didnt happen. i take this serious, but its also a hard time for me. i hope guys understand. 
    still very willing to make someone happy. atm im on hold on cunts will. just waiting for orders. 
    <3
  5. Not sure who my SS was this year, but they rocked it with the one cards against humanity expansion that I didn’t have.  I don’t even remember ever mentioning that I was missing that either.  Fucken awesome sauce yo!

  6. I haven’t been able to get in contact with him. Also the  person who got Zhdanich’s name still hasn’t sent out a gift yet either. If I can get ahold of him, i’ll have him send his gifts to homesick instead of Zhdanich.

  7. oh yea, COOKIES. Who got the cookies I mailed them? I sent out like 7 packages of goddamn cookies. I know 1on1 got his! and Garciuh too. anyone else get their cookies i sent?

  8.  I am sadden to announce that your secret santa SUCKS A BIG FAT FUCKING COCK and just sent me a message saying “he doesnt have time for this and will send a gift next year” . Also, if you dont get your cookies soon, i wouldnt eat them. I’ll make you some more. BTW your SS is/was Zhdanich.

  9. Thanks!  That means a lot to me Flury.

    I mean, really, how fucking long does it take to send an email “hey I’m sorry I’m going to be/am late – let me work something out with you?” I would cut someone a month of slack for an email like that.  Just because we are in 21st century and everything is online, doesn’t excuse poor manners IMHO.  And the fuckers who stood up their SS without so much as an “I’m sorry” in a timely manner should be banned, so they can’t do this crap to anyone on our wonderful ghetto.  The pity is that someone like Transcendental Medication got their gift for free with no consequences except some digital ones and zeros that make up our posts.

    Hey – anyone in the Secret Satan group want to get together and send multiple small packages to those who were stood up just for the hell of it and to be nice people?  How about it Cunt666 and Garciuh?  Post the addresses of the people who didn’t get gifts in elfster, and why don’t we make up for it and show them what non-fuckwit ghettoers can do?

    Punt  🙂

  10. An email to say you’re sorry doesn’t cost any shipping at all.  And you can do a quite a lot of nice things (stickers, photos, hand drawn art, etc) for the price of one postage stamp – there is neither an upper NOR lower limit to gifts sent in the SS exchange.  Not buying it. Granted the sender might be embarrassed about what ever the reason is they didn’t send it – get over it, suck it up, put on your big boy panties and say “I’m sorry” which costs exactly nothing and can go a long way.

  11. I had multiple shipping delays including the hours being cut at my local post office and UPS won’t ship to a P.O. Box. I kept tossing another gift in with each delay and kept in touch with cunt666. Felt like a total asshole this year especially since Grant sent me such a kickass package. Plus, I look forward to this every year. Should arrive Monday.

  12. I’ve been lurking here for more than 3 years, and made my account only to make few posts i wanted to make(posts of b&w pictures of bands i like(however they’re lost now 🙁 )) I visit sg everyday and I really wanted to join all that gift exchange thingy, but I was afraid no one would ship to Lithuania, and I even doubt some peeps even know where it is 🙁 

    Yet I wish you all to get your gifts, because sometimes mail sucks. I once waited for my leatherman to ship from US for 3+ weeks 🙁 so stuff happens guys 🙂
  13. what if next time you have to donate to the website in order to join secret santa? even just a buck weeds out people who won’t really put effort in. i used to run a meetup group and found that out of 25 rsvps, sometimes only 2 would show up, and they had an event donation option which really sorts out those interested from those who are going to flake. 

    if anyone flakes, the contribution could go to cover the forgotten person’s gift, or just to running the site. 
    yeah? ^__^
  14. Note the words on my avatar, and then consider the words in my post. And then consider the meanings of the two words in my screen name. I am most likely an unreliable source of ideas.

  15. Thank you for the SS package punt! I think it’s awesome you are a real Santa too. My favorite thing was the moose shit keychain! fucking epic. Oh and the San Angeles pin. Is that from Demolition man or what? I already gobbled up all the goodies and utilized the various charger cords you sent!

  16. The San Angeles pin is in fact the promotional pin from the movie Demolition Man, and is a replica of the badges they used in the movie.  I used to manage a movie theater way back when and some were given managers as promotions for the film.  I’m so glad I was able to bring more Xmas to you!  🙂

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