Miss me fuckers? Of course you did. I missed you too. Well, most of you. Whoever posted whatever it was back on page 12 that keeps crashing my fucking Firefox can eat a whole truckload of buffalo shit.
I finally finished out my time with my OTR trainer and got me own truck. Looks just like this one, except without the chrome.
Sorry, no pics of my actual truck. I keep feeling like I just CBA.
Home for a few days, and then back out on the road. Only this time with my laptop so I can do actual internet wherever I finds me some wi-fi instead of the fail that is my 3G phone internet.
In honor of my glorious return, I demand tribute. BRING ME COCKS AND BACON AND HAIRY MENS.
Or not. You know. Whatever.
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What’s your handle, good buddy?
What’cha gonna be hauling?
Keep the greasy side down and the shiny side up.
Dr. Tranny is his go to handle…obv.
HERRO DERE!
Welcome back sir. I’m happy to see you around here again. I bet you’re gonna have some wild stories to tell us… if you don’t already. Also, always remember the unwritten rule of the road. On this celebratory day, I give you hot and greasy bacocks.
Lol, I’m a company man, not an O/O. And I’m the hairy one in the truck.
Lol, I don’t even have a CB in the truck yet. One major financial investment at a time.
I work for a “reefer” company, so I haul just about anything that could potentially be temperature controlled, and even things that have no need to be temperature controlled.
Mmmmmmmmmm, bacocks.
So far my wildest story involves having to chain up in the mountains on my first solo run, and not having all the chains and related accessories necessary. I’m sure more adventures will ensue as time goes on though.
Conex 330 with a power upgrade. I can shout 12 to 15 miles.
Actually, if I were to pick a “public” handle, it would likely be Fatsquatch.
Lol, that oughtta be sufficient. I’d settle for a simple Cobra 29 setup that would allow me to talk to shippers/receivers while I’m in their yard.
BRB FAPPING FURIOUSLY
Although not over Ernest Borgnine. He’s like, the Anti-Boner. *cringe*
Oh. Oh. Oh. OH!! OHHHHH!!!… They’re GLORIOUS!!!
*completely ignores video*
awwwwwwwwww i am glad you are back :3
Thanks sweetums.
wb 🙂
and drive safe
You better believe it. In fact, I may be driving almost too safe. I keep getting passed by virtually every other truck coming down grades. 😛