49 thoughts on “reenactment of my recent accident”

  3. You post amazingly well for a catatonic feline in a wheelchair. I hope you are well, or getting better, from whatever incident you were involved in.

  4. @crossraods … excuse me, but this thread has turned into some kind of fucking ubner-charity.

    SG is rammed to the rim with some of the most (virtually) merciless and heartless cunts I’ve ever had the displeasure to virtually encounter.

    Because you fell over from a wheelchair, they’ve all suddenly turned into mother fucking theresa.

    If I posted a similar thread of me walking along and falling over, I’d be a stupid cunt.

    You’ve fallen from your chair and (bar a couple of kindly ironic comments) the response is so uncritical and kind that it caused me to shit on my grandmothers supper.

    I’m assuming you do actually use a wheelchair when I say that I think, either you’re being ironically dramatic about  you falling out of it (it will not be the first time and is far from the last (and you will be very adept at dealing with it)) and the responders are missingf an opportunity to be exceptionally sarcastic. Or you want to let everybody know that not only do you use a chair, you want to let everybody know, and you want some ‘poor disabled me’ virtual sympathy asd the icing on the cake.

    P{lease don’t take that too critically, if I had to wheel myself about in a chair, I’d get well fucked off with it and want some sympathetic attention from the normalist, ablebodied, well-balanced walking cunts every now and then.

    Do you want me to cry for you, cry with you, laugh at you, laugh at that incident or laugh at the pseudo-caring hypocrisy of SG?

    Or, maybe you’re new to your chair and you’re genuinely crap at driving it and thought you’d share the joke?

    How wrong am I?

  6. A) You are a fucking absolute moron.

    B) What the fuck are you even talking about?
    C) I will rip off your jaw and wear it as a necklace if you talk about crossroads like that again.
    D) I hope you die.

  7. no like the title says this is an actual reenactment.
    i am a ginger cat in a wheelchair.
    i hit my fuzzy bed because i was rolling to fast and i fell out. 

  10. A) All of the above. I couldn’t have said it better myself. 

    B) “I will rip off your jaw and wear it as a necklace” – I am absolutely going to use this line. Probably quite often, knowing me.  

  11. after hearing of my plight a filmmaker contacted me about helping with
    his new documentary entitled “cat beds; the silent killers” it should be
    out in early spring 2012.

  12. @crossroads … thanks for clarifying that, I’m hopeful, given your response, that I didn’t offend you. If I did please give me an appropriately commentated kick in the bollocks and I’ll learn from my mistakes.

    I’m impressed by your gingerness, I fully realise how prejudicial and biased my preference toward gingers is, and I’m reading up and travelling a lot in the hope that this will help me not prefer redheads in my day to day existance. I sincerely apologise for being attracted to girls that have red hair.

    I think I should probably say something about the reactions, or the way that some people chose to react, to my post …

    “Pretty fucking wrong faggot. I don’t even know how to go about replying to you. Get fire bombed.” … and …

    “A) You are a fucking absolute moron.
    B) What the fuck are you even talking about?
    C) I will rip off your jaw and wear it as a necklace if you talk about crossroads like that again.
    D) I hope you die.”

    They clearly care about you, and that’s cool.

    The environment that we live in from day to day, you’ll know too well, has largely been constructed with very little consideration for people with various  disabilities. In the main it’s been designed and built by and for people that don’t give much consideration to accessibility practicalities and the very basic principles that need to be considered if we, as a society, are to make mobility and access as easy for you, as it is for me.

    I’m confident that (please correct me if I’m wrong) you’re not offended if I ask you questions about your posts, your disability(s), the colour of your pubes, and/or your various meetings with the ground. You are probably much better at falling over and dealing with it than I am.

    I have deliberately not, argued with the contributions that have so flippantly criticised me as though they might be doing so on your behalf because you might need defending.

    Nor have I used the word ‘patronising’.

    If you think I’m an offensive fuck-twat, I know you will tell me that very, very clearly.

    🙂

  16. No, because there is a pretty tight knit community of some folks on here that genuinely give a shit about each other.

    You are not one of them, and thus your critism of one of them (that being our darling crossroads) and our care for her will surely result in our defense of whatever the fuck she cares to post.

    She could post a repost of everyones posts for the day and I would still love her and would not give her shit for it because I know her and would probably high five her good hand for it.

    Also I’m a ginger, SO TRUST ME…and quit being so wordy. This is spaceghetto. I’m here to scroll through pictures, not your picky ass brain.

  21. I used to think you were okay, but now it seems you’re a complete fucking moron who has no comprehension of silly, frivolous humour. You’re taking cat gif, and a title WAY too literally/seriously bub. Like apostrphe s said… just stop typing.

  26. I think you’re wrong. Spaceghetto being a truly free forum to express ourselves, I think it’s cool that amoung the endless quips, there are some kind thoughts out there. …for Mrs. Crossroads and all the mods (love em or hate em) :

    (aka the Haterocket themesong)

  29. hahah. I know it’s dumb to say that things make you laugh on the internet, but this actually made me physically laugh. With my mouth and everything.

  31. They should get Morgan Freeman to narrate.
    “Every so often, Crossroads would show up with fresh bruises. The cat bed kept
    at her – sometimes she was able to fight ’em off, sometimes not. And
    that’s how it went for Crossroads – that was her routine.”
    Oscar gold!

  34. Quick and easy spaceghetto vasectomy:
    step 1: “rar rar I’m a dumb twat, gonna bash me some crossroads”
    step 2: Every moderator and site creator instantly hates you
    Step 3: profit.
    Where’d your balls go?

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