NOTE: This version is bullshit. King Minos of Crete offended Poseidon. Pissed, Poseidon enchanted Queen Pasiphae to desperately desire the Cretan Bull to rearrange her internal organs vaginally. Or rather uterinely? So she got the inventor Daedalus (Icarus’ dad) to make her a clever wooden bull so convincing that the Cretan Bull (who may have been Poseidon in disguise) would want to fuck it. And fuck it he did and Pasiphae got her wish and her very own Minotaur besides!