Why is it the fat people always get there first?
Walking through the devastation.
Emergency crews screwing down a manhole cover or something…
TREES KNOCKED DOWN BY THE POWERFUL STORM!
CITY STREETS TURN INTO RIVERS!
WATER POURING OUT OF HOUSES!
DOGGIES HAVING TROUBLE POOPING IN HURRICANE FORCE WINDS!
…and my kitteh is totally catatonic from all the stress.
I called the Mayor’s office to ask if a lawn chair landed in my yard is it mine?
They hung up on me….