I got pissed and decided to slap my cars driver side mirror as hard as i could.
I managed to keep most of the blood off of me somehow as it was shooting about 6 feet. It doesn’t look as bad as it is, but I severed a blood vessel and a large nerve. Lost most of the use of my pinky and ring finger and they are numb so is half my palm, accompanied with shooting pains and extreme sensitivity and burning. Good times!