The girl next door to the building site I’m working on is an exhibitionist.
I think she might be a stripper, but one thing is for sure she FUCKEN knows we are all looking and she rocks a gstring(thong to you Americans) and has a banging body.
Today she changed the script and did topless gardening instead of just sunbathing. We all copped eyefulls of her bent over and I can tell you NOTHING got done this afternoon. NOTHING.
The girl next door to the building site I’m working on is an exhibitionist.
I think she might be a stripper, but one thing is for sure she FUCKEN knows we are all looking and she rocks a gstring(thong to you Americans) and has a banging body.
Today she changed the script and did topless gardening instead of just sunbathing. We all copped eyefulls of her bent over and I can tell you NOTHING got done this afternoon. NOTHING.
we have g-strings too in America but here thongs differ from g-strings as they have a little more material covering the butthole (it isn’t an exact science or anything but if it was I would like that job pls)
either way, I’d be all up in that ass like randy with a glob of peanut butter know what I mean
Ooh very nice, you should all put thank you signs on the windows,just to be polite
we have g-strings too in America but here thongs differ from g-strings as they have a little more material covering the butthole (it isn’t an exact science or anything but if it was I would like that job pls)
…you use bandicoots for sex…?
Now I’m lost.
no, it’s a metaphor
I’m pretty far hetero on the Kinsey scale but I totally understand. Enjoy your summer, it’s witches tits cold here, and dark 🙁
borrow some sugar, then admit to seeing her
No no, you show up with a pizza,,,:)
Yes, with a “pizza”
like Lord of the Rings?
A Big Sausage Pizza
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