Why is this obligatory, you ask?
Well, in order to make a bit of this
I’m going to be doing this
I just earned my class A CDL on Tuesday, and tomorrow I board a bus bound for Salt Lake City for orientation at the HQ of the company that trained me. After 3 days of orientation I’m off for 5 weeks with a driver trainer learning the ins and outs of OTR trucking. Once he/she/it’s satisfied that I’m not a complete ree-tee, I get my own truck.
Of course this means my internets access will be limited. Try not to miss me too much, ghetto. As a parting gift, I bring you
A little something for everyone!
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No matter how lonely, try to refrain from picking up sexy young(or old and furry… whatever your preference may be) hitch hikers. And no Road Games mister.
I cannot guarantee anything if Jamie Lee Curtis is involved.
Good Luck!
This will lend well to any side hobbies you may have, like serial killing.
Good luck! It’s a line of work I’ve always wanted to be in since being a little kid. Have fun! and don’t forget to tell ’em Large Marge sent ya!
Oddly enough, I was just thinking earlier today how odd it is you don’t hear about more truck driver serial killers. At least now I have something to aspire to!
Danke!
HAHA! Well, just try to keep one creepy thing in mind about that….. You don’t hear about them, unless they get caught hehehehehe!
And if you do decide to go totally bonkers after being out on the road for days and days on end, one dawn blending into the next, you can always go all out like this….
Lol if I ever find myself behind Dennis Weaver, I just might.
Ironic,,,,that place you’re going is right down the street from me:)