My Secret Satan > Your Secret Satan

This may have been the best package I’ve ever received in the mail.

This was on the outside:

Inside, wrapped in red wrapping paper, was this:

The sides were covered with SG-appropriate images. Here’s a shitty close-up:

The top of the box had cryptic messages:

But this on the inside flap was the best! “Want to know who I AM? Arrange the tarot cards in the correct sequence!”

So I did…

…and it spelled out GIZZARD SNATCHER.

And finally, here’s the loot:

Inside the boxes was some stuff I asked for.

And if that all wasn’t enough, Gizzard Snatcher also hooked me up with the game Shovel Knight, which I haven’t stopped playing (it’s fucking hard!)

So there ya go, Ghetto. Makes the SS gifts I sent seem completely underwhelming (sorry, Garciuh. this was my first time.)