My 21st True Story (not worth the read, unless you care 4 me)

So, yesterday was my big

And it was kind of lackluster, but at the same time, EPIC!
So here are a few presents I got:

of course, not a lot tho, it was only $110

Then, I got to have a day of

I got 3 new disks

I got a few packs of for free

Pulled about $40 worth of cards

Then I bought a

It was not the best bottle of wine I have ever tasted, but it was pretty good

and finally the best present I got, was I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me do this

Anal sex is the greatest type of sex around…busted a load so big i swear my balls are empty for days