Powers: During full moons I turn in to a ravenous skull fucking buffalo. Feeding on the fear of Kentucky woman, I gorge my self beyond full until then bloated with their screams I return to the hollow earth caverns of my home.
What? Can you take a picture of your shirt? I have an image of peeing cats in catapults on a shirt, but I could be wrong. And that should totally be a design.
wouldn’t help. I’ll just end up in the zzame place, but in a diff’rent time. truzzt me, I’ve tried. Hey I might be szztupid, but at leazzt I’m not drunk.. wait… thazz not right izzit?
I have a failwhale shirt on – how does that play out?
Powers of darkness from my plain black shirt!
I have on a plain grey T shirt…
fuck yes
Ribbed green tank top. YES GREEN! I imagine a green skeleton costume…
I’m just green.
Shirt: Buffalo Brewing Company, Big Bone Lick Ky
Powers: During full moons I turn in to a ravenous skull fucking buffalo. Feeding on the fear of Kentucky woman, I gorge my self beyond full until then bloated with their screams I return to the hollow earth caverns of my home.
Soooo… I get the power to control a hoard/harem of fat bottomed girls? Or do I become Freddie?
I’m wearing an obnoxious collared black shirt [still haven’t changed out of work clothes]. But I AM pretty fucking obnoxious.
I can throw peeing kitties?
What? Can you take a picture of your shirt? I have an image of peeing cats in catapults on a shirt, but I could be wrong. And that should totally be a design.
haha neat! love it
I guess I’m a mouse with a moustache
But… i already have those powers. Ive been a Rock Band dork for years now…
=(
i am wearing a black sweatshirt, i will assume my powers are sweat based
Grey Singlet. Yes, the power to beat women!
i love you
I have this printed on a black t-shirt, but it’s become so worn out it’s barely visible. I’ll have it printed again, maybe on a long sleeve now:
Don’t worry, you’re not the only one…
hmm i’m feeling the powers of white shirt and coffee stain! FUCK YOU TIDE PEN!
got a jack daniels shirt on. I’m an alcoholic? or maybe my powers are that I make everybody drunk. that would be awesome at parties btw
holy shit, drunk-inducing man! come over tonight coz i has no booze. i hope you have other super powers, like teleportation. driving may be a bitch.
yeeeeess!!
WHAT POWER DO I HAVE ?!
White Power!!!
Fuck im KORN…not KORN i wear this cuz i think i was going to get dirty at work…owww snap
BOOM
sweet…manboobs man
why do i have this shirt?!…. i dont even like the fucking eagles
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1397062/the_top_ten_reasons_that_the_big_lebowski.html….
I immediately thought of “Whiskey Rose” perk from Fallout: New Vegas.
Also sarcasm.
no teleportation. but my drunk driving skillz are the shit! I’ll swerve as fast as I can!
=P
Time travel through the portal of blackout
wouldn’t help. I’ll just end up in the zzame place, but in a diff’rent time. truzzt me, I’ve tried. Hey I might be szztupid, but at leazzt I’m not drunk.. wait… thazz not right izzit?