This post seriously hurt my computer’s feelings. If there was an award for Best Post Of The Year, I believe you have won it with this 45mb masterpiece.
The Nina Simone track posted directly after this post took almost the exact same time to play as it did for my computer to load this post and for me to scroll through it. Over ten minutes…
Jesus fuck slot! This very nearly crashed my computer. Spectacular post sir! I think you beat eek for previous record of longest post(as far as I’m aware anyway).
All the people commenting here with some negative hate need to shut the fuck up. I see shitbirds like Oreo Boris and some no-name faggot named LZ dropping some weak advice on “how to post correctly” when they can’t barely hit the Post button without looking like complete fucking dickslits. The time and effort it took to craft this monster of a post if far and beyond greater than anything either of those dudes will ever be able to produce on this site. I don’t have enough dicks to sprout the correct number of boners for how amazing this post. Everyone on this website might as well just delete their account. It’s Game Over.
<—–same dude Praiseallah was here before here was here. His superlong browsercrashers were on the Pockyway site, if memory serves (which it might not). Anyway, LJ days, tl;dr.
he was around for the time of the first ignore button implementation.
if i remember correctly he was the one person i ever actually put on ignore, and only because everything he posted was utterly worthless shit, much like himself. we’re talking page upon page of lo-res landscape photography of the most boring places on the planet.
he did eventually hit puberty and stopped flooding, and i was happy to take him off ignore as i don’t feel right ignoring people as a rule.
consider yourself lucky that you didn’t catch any of his rubbish posts and you’ve kept your innocence 0_o
I don’t think there’s anything more beautiful than a pregnant woman. It’s unfortunate for me that I can’t stand the idea of being a father. I’d never consider, even for a second bringing a child into this world just so I could enjoy the radiance of a pregnant partner. 🙁
rocked me from face to anus.
1st class post.
the end.
This post seriously hurt my computer’s feelings. If there was an award for Best Post Of The Year, I believe you have won it with this 45mb masterpiece.
that’s a lot of pregnant porn interspersed with a lot of abject horror
rather long but certainly worthwhile
Guess I didn’t catch that one.
That was probably about three years ago. Before your time? Impossible, I don’t remember you not being here.
I was here.
The Nina Simone track posted directly after this post took almost the exact same time to play as it did for my computer to load this post and for me to scroll through it. Over ten minutes…
i cant believe you blew your entire wad in 1 post
a shroud of maggots is what sticks in my mind from this post. you deserve something ;-P
Jesus fuck slot! This very nearly crashed my computer. Spectacular post sir! I think you beat eek for previous record of longest post(as far as I’m aware anyway).
boring
next time place a music video up the top to listen to while viewing such an epic post.
you forgot that fucking idiot ‘praiseallah’ and his 3 continuous pages of boring-as-batshit russian rural photos from the 70’s.
i’mmmmm mmmmmeltingggggg!!!!
I thought it was never going to end… it’s posts like this that make me terrified to live on this planet.
JESUS FUCKING HSIT
This is both awesome and sick. You get to put a gold star next to your name on the board.
So what,,,,you knock someone up?
All the people commenting here with some negative hate need to shut the fuck up. I see shitbirds like Oreo Boris and some no-name faggot named LZ dropping some weak advice on “how to post correctly” when they can’t barely hit the Post button without looking like complete fucking dickslits. The time and effort it took to craft this monster of a post if far and beyond greater than anything either of those dudes will ever be able to produce on this site. I don’t have enough dicks to sprout the correct number of boners for how amazing this post. Everyone on this website might as well just delete their account. It’s Game Over.
Praiseallah has been around for 2 years and 4 weeks, Ms.Cellaneous has been around for 2 years and 1 day.
<—–same dude
Praiseallah was here before here was here. His superlong browsercrashers were on the Pockyway site, if memory serves (which it might not).
Anyway, LJ days, tl;dr.
Where were you the day the Space Ghettoest post ever was posted? Will you ever forget?
I’ve got the weirdest boner right now.
FIREFOX HAS CRASHED!
BUT THAT’S WORTH
THIS POST 🙂
i had no idea i liked looking at pregnant ladies so much
long posting is pretty common for Edzell_Blue
That’s sweet that you don’t recall a time when I wasn’t here, but compared to some vets here… I’m still a toddler.
he was around for the time of the first ignore button implementation.
if i remember correctly he was the one person i ever actually put on ignore, and only because everything he posted was utterly worthless shit, much like himself. we’re talking page upon page of lo-res landscape photography of the most boring places on the planet.
he did eventually hit puberty and stopped flooding, and i was happy to take him off ignore as i don’t feel right ignoring people as a rule.
consider yourself lucky that you didn’t catch any of his rubbish posts and you’ve kept your innocence 0_o
Fuck you this shit took forever to scroll past.
This post made my computer take a little poop, BEHOLD THE BROBDINGNAGIAN POWER OF EDZELL_BLUE.
Well, I had that Zeppelin song along for the ride but it wasn’t epic enough to last the full post.
you done good!
beautiful as always. edzell blue is spaceghetto
that’s exactly what i was thinking.
At some point before 2 years it has been a server change and stats reset, or something like this as i can recall.
🙂
this is an accomplishment. well played, sir. well played.
i think it was praiseallah that caused “read more” to be implemented on long posts.
wI can’t keep up with name changes. but wasn’t there some one with a name like lilpierre that ised to do superlong posts, too.
btw, legendary as usual, edzel
Alright. You first, please.
there is an ignore button dip shit
I don’t think there’s anything more beautiful than a pregnant woman. It’s unfortunate for me that I can’t stand the idea of being a father. I’d never consider, even for a second bringing a child into this world just so I could enjoy the radiance of a pregnant partner. 🙁
what happened to him?
littlepire = praiseallah
Same guy.
I like your new avatar, I just noticed that, nice
He’s around here somewhere. Lurking.
Thanks! Even though I love the Vyvyan one, I figured it was time for a change. Weston Esterhazy just seemed pop out a little more.
u real mad lol
thanks for clarifying—-as I said, I can never keep up with name changes—never knew those 2 were the same person
i already fucking forgot.