me and my friend just got jumped by a bunch of fucking niggers. we closed a bar down and were walking home and some guys asked us for a cig and we said we didnt have any and kinda laughed about it. then they start yellin at us askin em if they look homeless. i say yes they do. next thing i know we’re gettin attacked. im on the ground gettin my fucking stomach kicked in and my buddy is gettin his face smashed. the dood kickin me in the belly keeps asking if i wanna see his gun. i somehow get up and hes gripping something in the back of his waist band. somehow we got the fuck away and back to my place. now we’re all banged up feelin like shit.
has anybody in the ghetto got jumped? i just need to relate to someone right now.
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What city was this in?
I dont know why I thought of this but, I know this guy from around town who, whenever he gets into an altercation (which he often does) he will start acting super crazy and then hops on his cell and makes a fake call to the police to try to intimidate.
well. i called them niggers only because they kept saying “kick that nigga” as i lay helpless on the ground.
Sorry dude,
sounds like you needed to get your ass kicked
You should have said “Yes, sir, we have cigarettes. But I’m sorry, they are not menthol flavored.”
The African American gentlemen would have then left you unscathed.
pretty good advice, chang 🙂
Here problem solved buy a pack of these…….
Should’ve tried to wait in the bar for the cab. All in all you really couldn’t have done much to avoid it short of having a gun or taser but if you were as intoxicated as you say you were there wasn’t really anything you could’ve done because they were probably looking for an easy mark to hit for some quick money man. All in all try and keep your wits about you enough to know better than to be walking around downtown of ANY town between midnight and 4 am you’re just asking for it.
yeah
This is why you don’t leave your house after dark.
i got mugged in chicago once by two dudes…was on my phone at 1am walking to the El and someone jumped on my back and something hit my head…the two dudes hit like pussies but I was pretty freaked out so I just threw the money part of my wallet at them, probably 10 bucks and a lot of old receipts, and they grabbed it and ran. lost my phone too, though. i always think about what could’ve happened if i could go back, but that’s just useless thinking. glad i didn’t get more beat up. sounds like you had a shitty time, but at least you didnt get shot.,
Or during the day. Stay in 24/7. 😀
LOLZ
^this^ “at least you didnt get shot”
all I can say is hey, mel gibson called it way back when but you just had to wear those tight pants where he can see your pussy from behind
yeah, an old acquaintance once used the crazy trick too :
he acted crazy, got his dick out, shouted “look what I got here !!” while wiggling it, and the cops told him to fuck off
Sorry to hear. I got jumped out of fucking nowhere when I was 14 by some 30+ year old black guys. I had been training in several martial arts since I was 5 and still got beat down. They were just too big and I was not only in the wrong place, but not paying any attention to what was going on around me. I got beat with a bike chain and a baseball bat. That was the last time I ever got fucked up like that. I started watching what was going on around me at all times. I made sure never to put myself in a place where I could be jumped. After I turned 21 I got my 92FS. Todays world is a fucked up place and you have to take active measures to protect your life and those around you. Dont just go out and buy a gun and think that having it on you will be enough. You have to train with it in order for it to be of ANY use. I dont mean spending an hour a week at the range. Find someone who can teach you and drill you in combat shooting. Shooting from the laying position, from a car seat, weak hand shooting, the whole shabang. I still spend ever chance I get at the range training. If you dont like the idea of a gun, then get something like a can of mace, not pepper spray. You can also get a stun gun (however these are very hit and miss in a real world situation). A Kubotan can be a great way to end a fight in one punch even if you are small. Its easy to grip, easy to use if you know how to punch, and most important it is easy to hide.
Even if you carry all the crap I just said and know how to use it all better than anyone on the planet, it will all be of no use if you dont do the most important thing. BE AWARE OF YOU SURROUNDINGS. If you are walking down the street keep your eyes moving. Keep your hands out of your pockets. If you pass an alley take a few steps to distance yourself from the alley to give you a chance to see down it before you get too close. If you see a shadow make sure you know whats in it. When you walk up to your car at night, take a second to walk near it then look around and make sure no one is near you without having a reason to be. Watch peoples eyes and hands as you walk. Every time I have ever had someone try anything on the streets their eyes gave them away several seconds before they made a move. That gave me time to slide to my hand back to my carry weapon. That alone was enough to stop shit before it ever started. ((I am not saying that if you ever feel like your gonna get jumped to pull your weapon and wave it around!!! Before anyone says that. LOL)) Just be ready at all times. It will be a bit draining on you metally at first. It gets easier the longer you do it. It will become second nature after a few months.
I hope you stay safe and think about getting yourself armed. Also, and I figured it went without saying, but I am going to say it anyway. Go and find a good place to learn unarmed self defense. I am not talking about a place that teaches you to “point spar” or any of that shit. I mean a dirty, smelly place where the guy teaching you has scars and looks a bit like someone who might mug you. Personally, I have done Krav Maga, Kempo, and Chito Ryu just to name a few. Anything you can learn will help next time you are being attacked. Also, speaking from experience: NEVER THROW A HIGH KICK IN A STREET FIGHT. ((Those of you that have know why its a bad idea. LOL Your tailbone and/or balls will thank you…))
I hope you get yourself prepared for the next time. Oh, and in addition to all of this I have to say that laughing or even snickering at anyone on the streets is a never a good idea. Part of being prepared is knowing when to keep your mouth shut and walk away. I dont mean be a pussy and run. I mean not provoking a dumbass into attacking you.
Ok, I think I wrote more than I meant to. I just have some strong feelings on the matter due my past experiences.
My friend was mugged the same way, “hey man you got a cigarette?” He even gave it to the guy but still got shot.
Your night could have ended much worse.
The only thing stronger than man is his destiny.
yeah i got jumped a few times in my high school days, but somehow i never got seriously hurt…no teeth got knocked out, no bones broken, no cuts, no blood…the worst thing was that feeling of fear and helplessness…so, yeah, hang in there and try not to think about it too much
felt the need to describe them as nigger. its probably going to happen again. they certainly arent justified in jumping you. dont be a dick to people you dont know and you stand a better chance of this not happening again.
i also got jumped a few times in high school…worst was when i was in the backseat of this chick’s car and ended up with 4 or 5 drunk skinheads on top of me beating me to a pulp. i had nowhere to go, i was stuck in the backseat of the fucking car! no serious damage, just a lot of cuts, bumps and bruises. turns out, one of the dudes was the current boyfriend of the chick, and she happened to mention something to him about the fact that i dated her for an entire fucking week a year or so prior to that day (i didn’t know all of this until days later). try explaining that one to your parents. they just couldn’t grasp the fact that i was jumped for no real reason at all. getting jumped sucks balls. i try not to associate with trash like that anymore…i should have known fucking better at the time.
I’m glad you got jumped. Also, you sound like a pussy.
bawha!
destiny ? really ?
I have a buddy who got drunk he never has any success with getting laid so he heads by the porn shop on his way home. As he’s walking home from the porn shop a he’s looking at the cover of the dvd, I guess just thinking about how good it will be, when group of urban youths sneaks up behind him hits him with a stick across the back of the head beat hm up and steal his porn.
Rough night
Hey man, that sucks.