I’M ENGAGED!

My wunderbar girlfriend (now fiancés) and I just celebrated our 2 year anniversary yesterday 11-11-11 and her favorite number is 11, so I proposed on 11-11-11 at 11:11pm with an $1100 ring.  She instantly said yes!  PARTY HARD!!!







Oh, and by the way, here is the ring.  1/4 karat diamond, and 24 karot white gold and 12 smaller diamonds on the band (6 on each side).  Sorry for shit pic, the glare and shit messes with the lense.

My wunderbar girlfriend (now fiancés) and I just celebrated our 2 year anniversary yesterday 11-11-11 and her favorite number is 11, so I proposed on 11-11-11 at 11:11pm with an $1100 ring.  She instantly said yes!  PARTY HARD!!!







Oh, and by the way, here is the ring.  1/4 karat diamond, and 24 karot white gold and 12 smaller diamonds on the band (6 on each side).  Sorry for shit pic, the glare and shit messes with the lense.

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56 thoughts on “I’M ENGAGED!”

  1. $1100 for that?  You got ripped off.  Diamonds aren’t worth that.  People will look at it and say “oh, how sweet, your man is unemployed.” 

    If you can’t go at least 0.75 carat on a single stone (with good clarity and one or zero inclusions), then don’t go diamond.  Do something else more meaningful.  Besides, you do realize that you’re probably buying output that cost someone their life, right?  The Kimberley Process is bullshit–De Beers murdered people mighty effectively back in the day, and only quit when it was obvious white-run SA wasn’t going to last forever.  (Oh, and cheap shit started coming out of Sierra Leone and Siberia, with even less concern for safety.)

  2. Getting a “deal” on a car is impossible, but feeling like you didn’t get gangraped is a possibility if you do a few things.  Get financing from your own bank/cu secured before going to the dealership and only talk about final price of the car, none of that four square bs.  Don’t trade in your old car, sell it privately.  Don’t put down a deposit unless you have some sort of contract in writing.

    Even then, you still get screwed, but at least you made him wear a condom, sorta 😛

  3. All these haters on the ring with their own perspective and values on the situation, yet I only saw a few that might come to the conclusion that it isn’t about the money, but rather what it all represents.  This ring and the proposal could’ve been exactly what this particular woman wants.

    As for me, I congratulate you! well done sir, and I wish you luck!!  
  4. See my comment above. That ring is what we in the industry call drek (shit jewelry that we can overcharge for). 1/4ct never should cost $1100 unless it’s F color VVS1-IF grade. And even then it’s only slightly bigger than this o right here. You should be able to get wither twice the stone or twice the ring for $1100. Poor guy got taken for a ride.

  5. Nope, not unless that things the fucking LX package. Dealership only paid half of what they’re selling it to you anyways. Talk ’em down a few.

  6. For sure Benyamin is a vacuum when it comes to the goyum’s money as the working man comes to buy a stone for the one he loves.
    But the car dealers? Oy, you must be kidding me:
    There is dealer cost, then factory invoice, then MSRP.
    Then there is holdback, rebates, and a whole shitload of incentives for each individual dealership…they could be a mile apart and have separate deals with the factory.

    A deal? You want a deal? I got a deal. Come closer….. I got a deal for you.

  7. You’re right, I haven’t.  Logic should dictate action, not emotion.  My g/f of 3 years doesn’t want a diamond, because they are lame and she knows it.  Anyone with half a brain knows why diamonds suck.  If they don’t know that diamonds suck, they are too stupid to love.  5 minutes doing google searches for “actual rarity of diamonds” or “De Beers cabal” or any other similar search term will teach a plebeian to such ideas more than they need to know.  This is without even getting into the Blood Diamonds aspect, which is another side entirely.

    Than we can get into the stupidity of the “fairy tale wedding” that is shoved down women’s throats for years.  Again, I wouldn’t be dating any girl stupid enough to think this is a decent thing.  Let’s look at my sister, who was told by my Dad he would cut her a check for the 15K he was about to drop on the wedding and pay for a really nice catered meal for close friends and family instead, plus tiny wedding costs, if she wanted the money instead.  Nobody in their right mind would take the wedding, except women who want big fancy weddings are not in their right mind.  Yet, my sis did, because she wanted to be the center of attention for a week plus the months leading up to it in smaller scale.  It’s kind of sick when you really examine the drive most women have for that “big day”.  This is why Bridezillas is a great show, because it puts stupid, crazy cunts on display for the entire world to witness in full-on “I should be on medication and my husband should be slapping me for all of this!” glory.

    Buy a ring for her, but don’t get a diamond.  Then, buy a stone and have a ring made.  Doing this correctly will save you a large portion of the ring cost since most people think it’s crazy expensive, but the truth is you probably have a friend of a friend who does jewelry.  It’s more common than you think.  What you don’t do is go into a jewelry store and say “I need an engagement ring!” because that’s in the same park as walking into prison and saying “I’m weak!”.  Prepare your anus in both situations.  Have a tiny wedding, not a big one.  Take money you saved and invest in your future with a house or investments.  Since money issues are one of the main reasons people get divorced, this will help make sure your marriage is on the positive side of the 41-50% divorce rate.

    Remember, do smart things.   I’m all for love and happiness, I just like to do it the smart way and stack the deck in my favor a bit.

  8. ^this!

    Take the money & go on an awesome honeymoon on some tropical island where you can live like royalty for a week.

    Also, make sure you get that pre-numpt signed and clad in iron so that if (and these days more likely when) you get divorced, she won’t ride off with her new boyfriend and all YOUR things!

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