I would have the power to send stuff throughout time. I could mindlessly flick a pebble a few seconds into the future or I could shout at an oncoming meteor, sending it back 65 million years (sorry dinosaurs).
Mostly I’d just use my powers to slap stupid people into next week.
i want chozo blood so i can wield an arm cannon like samus aran that is a potato cannon but i can upgrade it to shoot mashed potatoes or french fries to fight crime or hunger
I can turn criminals into porn, this would be a huge solution to prison overcrowding as I can run a supermax prison underneath my bedroom mattress
I would punish evil by having a nasty jerk and if tugging your dingle is considered cruel and unusual punishment then fuck this place because apparently we’re maylasia now
my secret weakness would be a jailbreak of the world’s worst criminals whenever she’d wash the bedding and flip the mattress over (I don’t currently live at home but if I was a superhero I’d have to retcon my current living status)
I’d seriously be happy with Jesus’s ability of turning water into wine. At first I would only be able to make cheap wine, like the ones we buy in boxes, but it’s ok because every time I would visit a winery, I’d learn how to make their greatest grands crus.. and when I’d reach level 50, things would get even cooler because I would piss Champagne.. and then my friend, you’ll see a great swarm of drunk women doing the “pee dance” as I’d pee further and deeper into their esophagus.
If you think ignorance and evil is more prevalent in the South than elsewhere I would suggest you have not yet lived in enough places. Having lived in New England, Virginia, South Carolina, New Mexico, and Louisiana I have to say that none of these was significantly more enlightened than the others.
dude, samus works alone.
I would have courage then I’d kill myself to see how it’s being dead.
what deathbyejaculation will say
I would have the power to send stuff throughout time. I could mindlessly flick a pebble a few seconds into the future or I could shout at an oncoming meteor, sending it back 65 million years (sorry dinosaurs).
i want chozo blood so i can wield an arm cannon like samus aran that is a potato cannon but i can upgrade it to shoot mashed potatoes or french fries to fight crime or hunger
Let’s make a wine and french fries party, we just need burgers
I can turn criminals into porn, this would be a huge solution to prison overcrowding as I can run a supermax prison underneath my bedroom mattress
Amen to that.
I assume level 50 dick spirits would have a nutty flavor, in which case you could also learn to shit Gouda cheese for a nice accompaniment.
That is so SG I pissed myself. Mmmm chardonay!
I’d seriously be happy with Jesus’s ability of turning water into wine. At first I would only be able to make cheap wine, like the ones we buy in boxes, but it’s ok because every time I would visit a winery, I’d learn how to make their greatest grands crus.. and when I’d reach level 50, things would get even cooler because I would piss Champagne.. and then my friend, you’ll see a great swarm of drunk women doing the “pee dance” as I’d pee further and deeper into their esophagus.
OK, smartarse. Happy now?
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was Space_Ghetto, but I seem to have landed in Reddit.
The ability to make someone feel empathy for their victim. Particularly devastating for anyone whose victims run into the large numbers.
I’ve often thought the ability to make someone shit and piss themsleves would be a great way to deter a lot of violent crime.
You shut that gaaaaadamn pretty mouth.
The power to return our avatars.
I thought it was just cuz I’m on my phone! Whar’s my cool motorcycle avatar!
I would want the power to turn posts like this into something relevant.
I said this to a mall Santa once. He replied, “I’ll bring you a firetruck.”
I’ll bring the deviled eggs!
I have an unhealthy relationship with deviled eggs! I give them all my love and they beat the fuck out of my body…
Humanist Wonder Woman, FTW.
Anti-chowderhead superpowers, suddenly really annoying people can’t see me 😀
First order of business- visit Wall Street and Washington!
LOL
Right after I infect the entire south.
Doctor Brownnote, Mr Brown-Note, The Incredible Brown-Noter, The Amazing Brown Note,,,yeah, that last one has a ring to it!
If you think ignorance and evil is more prevalent in the South than elsewhere I would suggest you have not yet lived in enough places. Having lived in New England, Virginia, South Carolina, New Mexico, and Louisiana I have to say that none of these was significantly more enlightened than the others.
You are correct. Still gonna start in the south. Downside is all the mandatory vegetarianism. No bacon.
you are my hero!
ShartMan!
Relevant materials. That’s what SG is…
I want the power to understand women !
How far is it to Hawaii? Punchline to an old joke,,,