GOP frontrunner Herman Cain is accused of several instances of sexual harassment; the weirdo with
the Magic Underpants has managed to make his candidacy as exciting as coffin shopping. The rootin’ tootin’
cowboy spent this week trying to convince people he wasn’t drunk during a speech in New Hampshire.
Not a single one of them—not Herman Cain nor Mitt Romney nor Rick Perry—bests a badly weakened
Obama in the latest polls. And yet the GOP—the same crew who brought us Bob Dole, John McCain and
the Iraq War—inform us that Republican primary voters are happier with their choices than ever.