So after a quick trip to Atlantic City to see this guy and a day out and about with friends surfing & so forth, I get back to my apartment completely exhausted only to find that this little eight-legged dickweed here:
Has decided to move into the top corner of my doorframe where I managed to walk right into his freshly woven home.
Now I fucking hate squatters and I especially hate when fuckups like this little bastard encroach on my place of residence, especially since I have to shell out close to half my month’s pay to stay in this luxurious little bungalow. So what do I do?
Well, if I remember correctly, the best possible way to unwant shit like this is to… KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
So I burned his home down, and forcefully evicted his handout seeking punkass. He can smoke his crackpipe elsewhere!
GTFO and DCB!!
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