I fucked you with a cucumber

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you came by my house on the way from grocery.
you followed me into the backyard pulled out a cucumber while i was rubbing my cock
you deepthroated that cucumber and rubbed it on your hole.
i pulled your shorts down as you bent over
i fucked your hole with that cucumber
tell me how many times i cum during the hour
tell me what street