Kids, I am lobbying for “Playeropolus” as the Space Ghetto t-shirt design. It looks like this:
I originally feared Playeropolus’s tits and dicks and voted for “Greetings From Spaceghetto” because that one is some solid design and reminds me of my favorite shirt.
But this is Space Ghetto, and Space Ghetto is full of dicks and tits and creepy kids and letters with eyes and S’s that look like they have assholes. It’s friendly and inviting at first glance, yet drips like a meth sore on closer inspection.
I didn’t want to wear it in public. But Space Ghetto isn’t for public consumption. As Doop said, “would you browse space ghetto on the train where grandma and her grand babies can see you?” No, you wouldn’t. And you wouldn’t wear this shirt to the grocery store either. This one comes out for sweaty basement shows, 3-day coke binges, or weekends when you have nothing to do but watch all that porn you downloaded. It’s for sending out resumes in your underwear, cleaning out kitty litter and opening the last can of tuna you have in the house. It’s what you’re wearing when your new boyfriend suggests you pull on a pair of panties and piss on his face through them. It’s your dirty little secret that you wear as a subtle “fuck you” under your business casual shirt at your bullshit cubicle job.
It is just like the site.
Only summed up in four colors and on your chest.
If there is one shirt design that best depicts SG is, it is Playeropolus.
Vote here. (but don’t change your vote because that’s rude)