I woke up with a terrible terrible toothache and called in sick and went to my sister’s dentist because mine was ghetto and rude. I had to have a root canal done. I was terrified but honestly, I didn’t feel shit except for when they were numbing up and they hit a nerve that caused a ‘zing’ type of pain in my eye. 
they give out $100 bills on your birthday and they gave me mine then and there which was very cool.
now, i can go spend it on meth and fuck my teeth even more.
I’m probably suppose to lay off the solid foods but i ended ordering pzza and cutting it up into itsy bitsy pieces and spent about an hour and a half eating. s’all good, though.
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As soon as my dentist says “root canal” I say “fuck it, just pull it out”. If they gave me $100 I’d probably go back more often. Yay for late/early birthday surprises!! =D
what the fuck?! Where do you live? i need to find a dentist that gives me $