Just got these two boogers and would like halp with the naming process. I don’t know them well enough to describe em, so haut go with the pictures here:
Also I know it’s not caturday, but I don’t get no interwebz out in the middle of nowhere that I call home. Here’s my dick for your time? 
Just got these two boogers and would like halp with the naming process. I don’t know them well enough to describe em, so haut go with the pictures here:
Also I know it’s not caturday, but I don’t get no interwebz out in the middle of nowhere that I call home. Here’s my dick for your time?
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Those Torties need to get away from watching your dick can I have ’em?
Sharon and Artemis. Now trim them pubes!
Max & Moritz
Satan & Fucker, Spunk & Swallow, Karate & Kawasaki, Meat & Misfit.
About to watch the 60’s version with my advanced class next week. We read “Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug” from Struwwelpeter the other day, and I almost suggested Minz and Maunz.
Jake and Elwood. As they are the same colour, bros or hoes.
If I got a tattoo on my cock, it would be ‘Please resuscitate’.
Nino and Pene, full names-Nino Tatuado and De Pene – nino tatuado de pene – dutch,translates : child of tattooed penis
Tortise shells are usually female.
My granddad told me about growing up on the farm when they had too many cats around his dad would have them round up the calicos (as they were sure to be female) and take them down to the canal in a burlap sack.
They cats, names don’t matter to stinky kitties.
On it!
I’m glad to hear you’re still attending! Hope all is well with the relocation.Several years later I has something to mail you. If yer still interested in it send me the new address. Sorry for the long delay, life’s abuse and it seems to get the best of me scumtimes.
Hip hip yea. Things went well wit the move. I am upgrading my Internets so I can be on more. Pm my address. Your the bestest.
That is not a tattoo, you drew it before you took the pic. Fine tip sharpie?
Unfortunately it is real. Did it when I was around 18. Been over a decade since I got it. Here:
check the reply to demagorgons comment and see my dick more!!
Just for you!!
I think chubbing it up before the photo is a very good choice. No Homo.
It’s only gay if you make it cums.
A little late to the party, but my vote is for Shithead and Asshole.
Also, nice dong.
Nice bud, maybe. Needs a banana for scale 🙂