Get ready for another soul-sucking week of work

“Oh oh yeah, I just started my diet over…. again hahahahhah”

“So that’s when I told Cody if you don’t like orange slices maybe soccer’s not for you, uh hang on. Did you need something?”

Actually he’s a ‘helper bird’ so its ok for me to have him in the office”

“Oh SueAnn of course you should have another slice, after the job you did on those TPS reports you’ve earned it!”

“Hey, I heard there was cake over by Bill Peterson’s cube… ohhhhh looks like you found it already”

“So this summer my oldest, Kaleb, is in wrestling camp his brother, Kyle, is at football camp, CiCi my little princess, is away at dance and the youngest, Kurt, wanted to go to drama camp but their father wouldn’t hear of it so he’s at Bible retreat. Me? I’m just beside myself with too much free time aghh!”

“Cody tell your brother to get off the roof right now, no, no, do not bring a knife… Cody listen to me tell him, ugh hang on… Yeah did you need something?”

“Ya you bet’cha I can get that done. Sorry, I just don’t know where my head is on Mondays!”

“No I can’t order a pizza for you Brian, you pick your son and then pick up the phone and do it yourself, ugh hang on … Did you need something”