“That’s not my pet. I was just trying to have sex with it!!”
Not the best excuse for throwing a cat off a seven-story window – but that’s still pretty much what Gerardo Martinez told the cops.
Horrified neighbors saw Mr. Martinez, naked, toss the cat out the window. The cat died as a result of the fall.
Martinez allegedly answered the door topless and with his pants down. Cops told KCCI that he initially tried to pin the crime on his roommate before confessing that he was high on meth and had tried to have sex with the feline before he tossed it from his apartment.
Can you believe this guy is single??
Martinez was arrested on suspicion of bestiality, cruelty to animals and indecent exposure.
Sadly, in Iowa this those are all misdemeanor offenses.
http://teddyhilton.com/2011-08-09-iowas-most-eligible-bachelor
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