Die, Uncle Teddy!!!!

Every once in awhile a commercial comes along that some of us can’t hate enough. For me, this is just such an ad. I hate the concept. I hate the music. I hate the animation. I hate Uncle Teddy and his stupid, overdone, groovy DJ voice. I hate the two cub bears and that retarded fucking dance they do in the hot tub. I hate the witty “work on that tan, bro” line at the very end, as I imagine the hired marketing assholes sitting around the conference table and giggling to each other over the “genius” of it. I hate that the closer we get to Fall here in the states, the frequency of this ad seems to increase as if they’re trying to squeeze every drop they can out of it. It’s like every three goddamn minutes this commercial is on again. So what do I do when I hate something this passionately? I post it here on s_g so that you can hate it with me.

Every once in awhile a commercial comes along that some of us can’t hate enough. For me, this is just such an ad. I hate the concept. I hate the music. I hate the animation. I hate Uncle Teddy and his stupid, overdone, groovy DJ voice. I hate the two cub bears and that retarded fucking dance they do in the hot tub. I hate the witty “work on that tan, bro” line at the very end, as I imagine the hired marketing assholes sitting around the conference table and giggling to each other over the “genius” of it. I hate that the closer we get to Fall here in the states, the frequency of this ad seems to increase as if they’re trying to squeeze every drop they can out of it. It’s like every three goddamn minutes this commercial is on again. So what do I do when I hate something this passionately? I post it here on s_g so that you can hate it with me.

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15 thoughts on “Die, Uncle Teddy!!!!”

  1. I feel that way about the Chevy radio commercials where the guy in them switches from normal voice to “annoying announcer guy” when talking about the cars.  I want to find the guy doing them and kill him.  Really.

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