both shady & inventive

I work at a bank, and a few years ago a customer told me that he randomly sifts through the ATM receipts in the trash bin. He’ll choose a select few, ones with the larger available balances, to keep in his wallet. When asked for his telephone number by a female at any point during his (I’m sure) busy and amazing day, he will write his number on the back of whatever he happens to have in his wallet–like an ATM receipt. His goal is to bang a girl based simply on her desire to be with a man who she casually believes to be wealthy.

I work at a bank, and a few years ago a customer told me that he randomly sifts through the ATM receipts in the trash bin. He’ll choose a select few, ones with the larger available balances, to keep in his wallet. When asked for his telephone number by a female at any point during his (I’m sure) busy and amazing day, he will write his number on the back of whatever he happens to have in his wallet–like an ATM receipt. His goal is to bang a girl based simply on her desire to be with a man who she casually believes to be wealthy.

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