Before hand synopsis for those not wanting to read it: Is necrophilia OK when it’s revenge? If so….Excellent.
So Ghetto! Got a bit of a story I want to share with you. This dude right here:
(Pic related, it’s really him)
He’s an old high school friend. Bit of douche bag, not too much common sense, a bit too pretty for his lack of good sense.
Anyway, the dude was trying to sell his Gold’s Gym membership on Facebook and he stated it as such:
“Anyone want to buy my Gold’s Gym Membership? I’m selling it, real cheap” Those last few words resonated in mind and reminded me of the hilarity of the ever so fantastic movie from my childhood:
Remembering the many, many times we watched this movie in high school, and thinking he would appreciate a great quote from the movie, I promptly quoted:
“Just like those naked pictures I have of your mom, taking a bath. I’ll sell em to ya, real cheap”
Apparently, this offended with the fire of a thousand suns. Because, and this I didn’t know, that his mother was dead. Now, I’m still not sure how she died but based on how he reacted he either killed her himself, she died yesterday, or it was long and drawn out, and bankrupt his family.
Anyway, this stain sent me the longest nasty-gram message that just made me feel like a total douche, then de-friended me. The ladder of the two details doesn’t bother me much cause we haven’t been close in years, it’s the condescending message that’s gotten under my skin.
So now, I just want to dig up his dead mother fuck her in a bath tub, take pictures, and offer to sell them to him.
Considering the irony of the whole situation, I realize this is exactly what bothered me about his reaction, and my reaction thus far is nothing short the exact same immaturity, but fuck that guy!
Thanks for reading the rant. In return, the newest porn star in my spank bank, Bibi Jones!
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