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Tomorrow, I’m have surgery to repair a small inguinal hernia.  No big deal.  I’ve had big surgeries before and this is minor.  I’ll take as many pics as I can, but I doubt I’ll get anything approaching the grandeur of Purityofevil’s pics of her goddamn uterus.  The worst part right now is having shave of my magnificent bush.  I did it myself rather than face some nurse.  Also, this way I get to save my pubes for future use (?)

Anyway, so here is my prized bush:
I loved it so much.

Here are my pubes, saved in a spice jar:

And my pubescent-looking pubic region:
fucking gross. It looks like chicken skin. I hate this.

Anyways, I”ll have nice nice new scar to show you soon.
xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Hank