Author: Gaffeizil

It’s an oldie, but it cracks me up every time.

Hi Ghetto. My car was broken into last night. They took my laptop and portable drive. More importantly, they took my Betty Page thermos, and my entire collection of Settlers of Catan.
I had every expansion, and my ex and I played it on a daily basis when we were together.
This is the only photo I have to remember it:
The laptop and hard drive were gifts. Laptop was ancient. Hard drive was porn-free. But god damnit, that game set had so many good memories associated with it.
You are free to call a wahmbulance on me and call me a retard for leaving shit like that in my car. I live in a nice neighborhood, but whatevs.  I know a few of you will understand, though. Blargh.