Author: Bixington

So you may have heard of the epic (in the proper sense of the word) story created from Obama sound clips and set to music.  It details creation, the rise and fall of mankind, and the maturation of the son of god. 

You also may have not listened to them. 

For this, you are a cunt.  So sit the fuck down, pause your shitty music, and listen to these while you do whatever the hell you do on the internet.

Part 1: Creation
Part 2: The Golden Age
Part 3: Son Of Strelka
Part 4: The Decline
Part 5: The Fall
Part 6: The Turtle
Part 7: The Buddha
Part 8: Restoration
Part 9: Son of God

So this recently came out, it’s free and amazingly fun for something so unfinished.  Go to http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/  and download it.  Now.

You build a rocket and launch it.  You control the staging order and when they go off as well as having the ability to control direction.  The world is also procedurally generated, orbits work, and there are massive plans for other planets and many, many more items.  Half the fun is the horrible failures too, since your brave little Kerbalian astronauts start freaking the fuck out.

It also has Jeb, and Jeb gives no fucks.




Well, usually doesn’t at least.