Are you ready?


Don’t worry. I’m an exshbert political photographer.
Now let’s shtart with a shot of you being all patriotic and shtuf.


OK now a shot of you with your charming hushband.


OK now a shot of your charming hushband hard at work, curing people of “Teh Gay”.


OK now shmile!






Oh SHNAP!
Maybe i can fix that in photoshhhhop.









