Author Posted on November 21, 2011 Kill one, Marry one, Fuck one November 21, 2011 10:00 pm GMT -5 A. Fag Dog B. Juggalette C. Bearstronaut A. Fag Dog B. Juggalette C. Bearstronaut (No Ratings Yet)Loading...
There is no way anyone could live with themselves for the rest of their lives if they pass up an opportunity to kill a Jugalette. The rest, well, who cares, so long as the Jugalette is dead. Log in to Reply
If you marry her, you get everything you want. She’ll go train with you and lose her weight for you. She’ll make you sammiches. She’ll support the family as a cashier. There’s nothing wrong with her that can’t be corrected. Log in to Reply
There is no way anyone could live with themselves for the rest of their lives if they pass up an opportunity to kill a Jugalette.
I could, actually. Could give 2 shits less about her.
But if you marry her you get to make her cry every day.
If you marry her, you get everything you want. She’ll go train with you and lose her weight for you. She’ll make you sammiches. She’ll support the family as a cashier. There’s nothing wrong with her that can’t be corrected.