I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted or even been around.
Life’s got it’s funny ways of taking someone away from what they love.
Biggest news is I’m single again. Shit happens. Not like any of you care.
Question I have for you: “Are you still nice?”
You’re single again? Why am I not surprised? Did he get tired of putting the dogsuit on in order for you to get an erection?
Single again? Had to put down the dog, eh?
Oh well,,,,you got tons of backpages to work through so it’s not a total loss!
what happened, did you leave the backyard gate open and she ran away
BA BING
Yours is the best one so far.
Rape’s are always the best. I have an e-crush on his commentings.
Me too.
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