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do you sit down n whipe your arse
or stand up and then whipe  ?

do you sit down n whipe your arse
or stand up and then whipe  ?

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  1. As a holdover from when I was potty trained, I stand.  It’s embarrassing for me in public because I know it’s not normal – and I’m tall so my head pokes over the stall. My parents had a lot on their hands when I was a kid (my older brother is severely disabled and they were young, poor, of different religious upbringings, and liked to party still).  I wouldn’t call them bad parents, just… not skilled at raising children by the time they got to me as a second child with a retarded older brother.  We had one bathroom in the house and one day I was there on my little training seat done with my business and I asked my dad how to wipe myself.  He was getting ready for work (probably later than he wanted) and sort of snapped at me like I was stupid.  He pulled me off the seat into a standing position hugging his leg, angrily grabbed a wad of toilet paper and wiped me saying, “You just do this and wipe.  Simple.”

    It’s not something I ever discuss with anyone, but I’ve never wiped sitting down since unless it was an unusually messy shit.  I also have next to no ass (I’m skinny as fuck), so standing/sitting isn’t much of a difference for me, physically.  I am the 1%.

  2. I wipe standing, always. It gives me the edge of admiring my pooh while cleaning myself.

    The shitty thing about this is that IR toilets always flush before I wipe.
  3. If I get really drunk, I shit lying down and try to wipe when I wake up.  Once while tripping I shit on the ceiling at a Wal*Mart and just sorta scoooched across the floor mats in the automotive department to wipe..  Also, I’ve found that if you shit while you’re in the shower, you don’t even have to wipe, if you are at a friends house.  Just watch your step.  More accidents occur in the bathroom than anywhere else. And that’s all I have to say about that.

  4. WIPE DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING H IN IT
    ITS NEVER HAD A FUCKING GODDAMN ASSSHITTING H IN IT YOU NEANDERTHAL WASTE OF CARBON MONKEYRAPING DOUCHECOPTER SHITFUCKDICKASSFUCK
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    *explodes*

  5. don’t feel bad. i wipe standing up too. sometimes i feel like my neighbors can see me doing this through the blinds, and their thinking “ew, why is she standing up to do that???”  my ex used to make fun of me aswell. whatev.

  6. Standing up, I’m guessing it’s only really an option for skinny fuckers like me since if you have big fat buttocks the cornhole will be made inacessable when standing.

  7. Be sure to have removed any hair that may in the drain first and you’ll probably need to use your toes to get it all down. If you don’t remove the hair the poo will stick in it and continue to smell up he place.

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